Ad sales rep needed

Are you an ad sales staffer and still human? Corporate world not yet eaten your soul? We need you! Two editors and a designer with buckets of integrity in the process of starting a new magazine publishing company are looking for part-time sales staff who won’t try to force us to do things that would make Satan happy. You’ll love working on our range of magazines, aimed at 18–40 year-olds into arts and culture. If this company sounds like the kind of place for you or at least, anything would be better than the corporate hell you’ve found yourself in now, call us! Immediate start, low retainer, high commission, opportunity to get in on the ground floor of a young upstart — sorry, start-up — that’s possibly going places, like, Paris or at least Perth. One day.